V		Well howdy folks, I had know idea there was so many cowhands at Camp Harmony.

F		Yep, there's a mess of'em.  Just look at them a just a staring at ya.

V		Why they ain't a staring, they's just a wondering who we are.

F		I think there staring.

V		Let me introduce myself, my name is Doc (Vent name), and this here's my not so trusty 
sidekick (Figure Name).

F		Some of you might have seen our pictures round town.

V		Say hay to the folks (Figure Name)

F		Hey to the folks (Figure Name).

V		Now (Figure Name) you need to be nice to these folks and tell'em howdy.

F		Howdy doody.

V		Now (Figure Name) I told you to be nice to these here cowhands.

F		Why, are they going to by some medicine?

V		Now (Figure Name), I told you we ain't a gonna sell that stuff anymore.  I been 
delivered.

F		What did you come pony express?

V		That ain't the deliverin I was a talking about.

F		Must of come UPS.

V		No (Figure Name), I'm a talking about being born again.

F		Ya mean there's two of ya.

V		No there aint two of me.

F		Does your mamma know you been born again?

V		Well not yet, I aint told her yet.

F		Something tells me that if your mamma delivered you again she knows all about it.

V		(Figure Name), I'm talking about being born of the water and of the spirit.

F		((Figure Name) tries to leave)  I ain't stickin round no spirit.

V		Get back here (Figure Name), it's not that kind of spirit.

F		It's not

V		No it's not, it's the Holy Ghost.

F		((Figure Name) tries to leave again) That's it I'm outta here.

V		Whoa there little fella,  It ain't scary at all.

F		It ain't?

V		Nope,  It's God a campin out right inside here.

F		That's why you got such a big spread.

V	Hardy har har,  you remember when the Sheriff caught us a sellin that snake oil, I mean 
Doc (Vents name) wonder cure.

F	Ya, he sure was mad,  busted all our bottles.  You wait till I see him.

V	No (Figure Name), you see the Sheriff was right about us cheatin the folks.

F	He was?

V	Yep, said so right there in that book he totes.

F	You mean that 66 shooter.

V	Yep, You see I had  conviction all over me.

F	What did ya do?

V	Sheriff told me if I told Jesus I was sorry he would forgive me.

F	Well did he?

V	He sure did, I never felt so light in my boots.

F	Where is this going?

V	Well the Sheriff said that after I said I was sorry that I could have the Holy Ghost.

F	Then what happened.

V	I began a prayin and the next thing I know I was a speakin in tongues and a jumpin up 
and down and a hootin and a hollerin.

F	Where can I buy some of this Holy Ghost?

V	You can't buy it (Figure Name), it's free.

F	I'm going to go get my canteen so you can fill it up.

V	You see (Figure Name) the Holy Ghost is the spirit of God inside you.  You use to belong 
to the devil, but now you belong to God.  It's like telling ole snake belly to bite the dust.

F	Yeah, Satan bite the dust!